Christian Being invited to my cousin's wedding really shouldn't be a big deal except, oh yeah, I haven't seen my family for a decade. My parents turned their backs on me and I've done everything since to become successful and show them what they lost. Only, it's kinda hard to be a success when you're a walking trainwreck. So I'm going to fake it. Hire a guy with an online presence so impressive they'll be desperate to welcome me back into the elitist fold, and roll into the wedding with the kind of confidence I've never felt a day in my life. The plan's a knockout. Until my fake date ca.